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'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

'Not that net!'

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Lost World: You are Here

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

Coronavirus world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Ghostship

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'