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'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

'Not that net!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Astral Projection

The Lost World: You are Here

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Coronavirus world

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.