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'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Coronavirus world

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'