Worldly Traveler Pillows

'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Coronavirus world

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Fleeing Kabul

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'