World Traveler Wannabe Pillows

"You can always spot the tourists."

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Italia tours

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Greek A-Z Map,

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Fleeing Kabul

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.