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'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Ocean unfish...Hawaiian subspecies.

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

Sir Terry Pratchett

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Look! No hands!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Astral Projection

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

The Decline of Europe

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Addicted to reading

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

7 More Dwarfs

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.