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'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Ocean unfish...Hawaiian subspecies.

'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Look! No hands!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Addicted to reading

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

The Decline of Europe

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Ghostship

Vampire on a plane

7 More Dwarfs

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'