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"I want to see other hallucinations."

The Jitney 'Cross The Styx

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Vampire on a plane

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'It gets me from A to B.'

Tourist Attractions

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Astral Projection

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Addicted to reading

Ghostship

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"