Global Wanderer With A Twist T-Shirts

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

My God, I need to fart.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Play it again, Sam.'

The Lost World: You are Here

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Coronavirus world

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'