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"I took him time traveling. He really enjoyed the wild west."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The Not So Wild West

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Let's scoot."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Tonto Casino.

Wild West Text Showdown

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Nannies Of The Old West

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."