Old West Wanderer Gifts

"I took him time traveling. He really enjoyed the wild west."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Tonto Casino.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Wild West Text Showdown

Nannies Of The Old West

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

"..Not cloudy all day."