Old West Voyager Gifts

"That's why they call him the kid."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"It's a hybrid!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Trepanning for gold"

Parts of an automobile

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Reality Wagon Train

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

The corona ranger

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Custer's Last Rollo

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"Say bye-bye."

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."