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"That's why they call him the kid."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"It's a hybrid!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Trepanning for gold"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Parts of an automobile

Reality Wagon Train

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

The corona ranger

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Custer's Last Rollo

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Say bye-bye."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'