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'You won't see me on one of those hybrid models.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Nun Fight.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"Trepanning for gold"

'I hate reruns.'

Reality Wagon Train

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Early American Think Tank.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'