Old West Lover Prints

'You won't see me on one of those hybrid models.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Nun Fight.

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Trepanning for gold"

"..Not cloudy all day."

The modern sheriff.

Cowboy

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'I hate reruns.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Reality Wagon Train

"Giddyup."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Early American Think Tank.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."