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"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Trepanning for gold"

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Reality Wagon Train

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Early American Think Tank.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'