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"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"Giddyup."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Billy the kiddy!"

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Cowboy

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Ronald Reagan

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'I hate reruns.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Indian selfie

Henry Fonda

"I'd like a trigger warning."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

TV Hold Up.

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

George W. Bush Caricature