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"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'Mama! Aliens.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Billy the kiddy!"

Domestic Pardners

"Let's scoot."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."