Western Movies Lover Mugs

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'Mama! Aliens.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Domestic Pardners

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Let's scoot."

The Lawman

"El muy mal perro"