Ocean Voyager Gifts

"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."

Stranded couple looks on as oceanliner sails through their desert island.

Barnacle Bob suddenly realized the plank was the only part of the ship to survive the rogue wave.

Vulture Awaits the Castaway's Demise

Not yet!

"That ocean breeze would have been a whole lot fresher had the cruise not maxed out the credit card!"

Kiss the Hook

John Cabot

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Say bye-bye."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'But the rescue of the stranded cruise ship took place quickly and safely, since it was carrying convention of lawyers.'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Midnight galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the swinging singles bar, exotic tropical nights . . .If I may say so, Miss Winslow, this cruise is you!'

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The hyenas started it."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surf Casting

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"