Wayward Wanderer Mugs

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"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Desert Island Mishap

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"The new house is almost ready!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.