Washington Wanderers Gifts

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Playing Fetch.

'Not that net!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Just junk mail."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Support the head!"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

The Old Woman Who Lived in the Ranch. . .

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

Festival Goer!

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

"Daddy just got sick of money for money's sake, so here we are in Washington."

"Tom, look — litter! We have to be close to civilization!"

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.