Washington Wanderers Prints

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Playing Fetch.

'Not that net!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Just junk mail."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Support the head!"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

"Tom, look — litter! We have to be close to civilization!"

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

"Daddy just got sick of money for money's sake, so here we are in Washington."

Festival Goer!

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

Henry David Thoreau