Park Wanderers Gifts

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Deserter's Monument

Playing Fetch.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Not that net!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The High Line at Giza

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Psychiatry in the Park

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Moms gone wild

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."