Park Walker Gifts

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Seriously, who is it?"

It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.