Park Walks Gifts

Is this Seat Taken?

Playing Fetch.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"A little help, please."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Bear Hugging Season Open

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

The High Line at Giza

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Danger Falling Leaves

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"