Park Wandering Gifts

Keep off the grass!

Playing Fetch.

The experienced backpacker.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Life's a Bench.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Psychiatry in the Park

"I know. I miss him, too."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'