Park Wandering T-Shirts

Keep off the grass!

Playing Fetch.

The experienced backpacker.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The High Line at Giza

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Playground Pipe Dreams

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Psychiatry in the Park

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'