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Two geysers-'Old Faithful' and 'Young and Unreliable'.

Eh what kind of bird seeds do you use?

Catch and Re-Leash.

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

Feeding the birds.

Park Statue

Petting in the park.

'Just ignore the pigeons and they'll go away.'

'No Tarquin! No!'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

Worried pensioner attempts to feed vultures in the park

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

Man following where a statue is pointing.

Dog: 'Geez, come on MAN, hurry up and THROW it!'

Central Park: Duckling Crossing.

"On July 23, 1877, This Monument was erected, but nobody knows why."

"Don't turn the page yet."

"Don't worry about Timmy...That balloon will keep him entertained for awhile."

"Do you mind?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Two statues face each other in a park; the state of a man is labeled "Sit!" while the statue of a dog is labeled "Good Dog".

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Keep Off The Hay

Naughty dogs

"This way, the humans get the message."

"Stop or I'll complain!"

"It walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but personally I have my doubts."

'The Great Tree Kensington Gardens'

Angling in the Serpentine

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.