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"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

Playing Fetch.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

The Lost World: You are Here

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Exit only.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

Coronavirus world

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Battery Lighthouse

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'