Planet Wanderer Gifts

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

Playing Fetch.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Lost World: You are Here

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Exit only.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Battery Lighthouse

Coronavirus world

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'