Universe Wanderer Gifts

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Annoyed planet.

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

"You will be going on a long journey..."

Mars and Earth

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Unidentified-Eaten-Object.

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"It's probably just a technicality, but is the biosphere extended to wherever we go?"

"Now what can we do?"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Astronaut encounters a scarecrow.

"Hey- come over here and look at this..!"

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"How may I be of service?"

"Space wants to kill you."

"I've no idea - probably some sort of welcome."

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Astronaut

"Excuse me, sir, can I get off now? I think I'm gonna hurl."

Astronaut

"Another fly-over planet."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Jensen, our new discovery... it's leaving the solar system at an incredible pace!"

"Do you get the feeling the James Webb Space telescope is having a better time than we are?"

"They're flying around like there's a tomorrow."

Tunnel of Escapism

Planetarium. The light from distant galaxies can take millions of years to reach earth. Talk about "long time, no see"!

Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard his computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he'd discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in

Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.