Park Visiting Gifts

'I'm reminded of my age whenever I see a lady I used to know and learn that she's her granddaughter.'

Robber with stripey jumper and swag bag.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Newspaper

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Little boys

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."