Park Visiting Gifts

'I'm reminded of my age whenever I see a lady I used to know and learn that she's her granddaughter.'

Robber with stripey jumper and swag bag.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Newspaper

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"He ran out of pee."

Little boys

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'