Park Trips Gifts

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I meant the dog!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Mother?'

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

Little boys

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.