Park Trips Pillows

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Mother?'

"I meant the dog!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Little boys

"He ran out of pee."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."