Park Activities Pillows

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Swing time.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Park Sign - No more signs.

Whisky idea

Please put your rubbish in the bins provided

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Tommy!"