Lake Activities Pillows

"Marco ..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Water Skiing Accidents.

Man painting MOM on boat

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Holiday time.

Giraffe Umbrella

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"