Park Activities Gifts

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Swing time.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Park Sign - No more signs.

Whisky idea

Please put your rubbish in the bins provided

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella