Park Playtime Gifts

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Mood Swings.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Extra innings.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

I love bathtime.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

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