Play Park Enthusiast Gifts

One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity

Haircuts

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Holiday time.

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

You must be this tall.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Ready Mum?'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Rocking Horse

'...Please stop the...'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Converted Parking Garage

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...