Play Park Enthusiast Prints

One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Haircuts

Holiday time.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

You must be this tall.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'...Please stop the...'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...