Playtime Gifts

'My god, he's insane.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Let's do snack."

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

I love bathtime.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

Attack of the 50ft Peeps!

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

'Stop bossing me around or I won't be your imaginary friend anymore!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Posh boy on a posh stateboard

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"Yay! School is done!!"

"Time can change everything. Today's security blanket can be tomorrow's superhero cape!"

"You spoil that boy."

"Peek-a-boo!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Wild Child

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

"Sometimes having to have the happy childhood my parents never had is just too much of a responsibility."

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."