Playtime Gifts

'My god, he's insane.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Let's do snack."

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

I love bathtime.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

Attack of the 50ft Peeps!

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Extra innings.

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

'Stop bossing me around or I won't be your imaginary friend anymore!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Posh boy on a posh stateboard

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"Grandpa said he had a 'cowboy suit' when he was a kid, whatever that was."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"Time can change everything. Today's security blanket can be tomorrow's superhero cape!"

"You spoil that boy."

"Peek-a-boo!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Wild Child

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."