Spending Time At The Park Gifts

"I feel that I'm doing all the fetching in this relationship."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Feathered frenzy

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'