Spending Time At The Park Pillows

"I feel that I'm doing all the fetching in this relationship."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Feathered frenzy

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'