Lake Trips Gifts

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Not that net!'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Marco ..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Shellfie

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

S.P.F. 1,000

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Clam Spearing

Hero of the Beach?

Man painting MOM on boat

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Beachy Hair

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'