Nature Trips Gifts

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'Al-I don't think we better wait until a bigger one comes along.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Rock Climber

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Stubborn Horse