Nature Expedition Gifts

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Local Knowledge

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Are we there yet?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"