Nature Trip Gifts

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Rock Climber

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."