Lake Leisure Seeker Gifts

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

Golfing Boss

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Cat in a flap

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It feels good to unwind..."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Loud mouth bass.

"Uptight End"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.