Lake Leisure Seeker Gifts

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

Golfing Boss

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Cat in a flap

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Marco ..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Loud mouth bass.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"