National Park Visit Gifts

Man about to be attacked by a bear.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ms. Rusmore

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Mount Rushmore.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"He ran out of pee."

Scenes from a Vacation

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

National Park Map

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'Can I see your license,please?'

Giant pine cone crushes car.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!