Quirky Park Goer Gifts

Fish Park

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Feathered frenzy

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Cheese grater slide.

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

Taken By Surprise

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Tree in a park with a sign on it: I'm Completely Recycled.

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

People run from a falling cloud