Park-goer Humorist Gifts

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Psychiatry in the Park

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Fork in the trail.

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.